Apparently, I am regressing.
I am becoming a teenager again.
There were hints of this before with my new musical choices.
Today, however, this has been confirmed by the appearance of Mount St. Helen's under my left eyebrow.
It is so huge it looks like an eyebrow piercing gone HORRIBLY wrong.
This is SO NOT FAIR!
I AM OVER THIRTY! WHY THE HECK AM I GETTING A ZIT THE SIZE OF A SMALL BURRO ON MY FACE?
I am very bitter about this. If I am suddenly going to start morphing into a teenager, why can't it be that I suddenly get the BODY of a teenager. I could deal with perky boobs and a skinny ass! Instead, I get an angry pulsing creature on my eyebrow.
I'm off to eat chocolate...that'll make me feel better.