Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Judge not lest ye be judged

A coons age ago, when I worked downtown, I would phone my rocking friend "the Groomswoman", and regale her with the alarming fashions on Robson st. These fashions would generally involve the latest trends gone all "higgly piggly".

All wrong.

I don't do that anymore. Not that people in New West aren't stylish or well dressed, for most of them are. Its refreshing not to see people covered head to toe in Gucci wear, or wearing $800.00 tshirts.

However this morning I feel the need to comment.

As I was "zoom zooming" down the road in my fun and festive Mazda (we call him Chico), I noted a young, not unattractive woman with great hair in the following attire.
That's right. A denim suit. Denim blazer, flared denim skirt AND to top it all off...

DENIM SHOES!!!!!

All EXACTLY the same colour!!!

I really wanted to go all Stacy and Clinton on her ass. I felt the need to stop in the middle of Columbia St, leap out, and yell SHUT UP!

There is no excuse for that kind of behaviour. You have to REALLY try to be covered head to toe in faded blue denim.

I felt the need to share this with all of you. I am concerned for the universe....

1 comment:

hot-lunch said...

I have a friend who wanted to start up a website called The Fashion Police. She was going to go around with her camera phone and take photos of horrid outfits, upload them, and then critique them.

Kinda like that section in Vice magazine that always makes me giggle.