- Embrace the brown rice. It is your friend. You MUST think of it that way, because I never want to see another grain of brown rice again and I have 8 days to go. oy.
- Don't fear the butter. Especially on the popcorn that you are allowed. yumtastic
- Almond butter rocks the house. Even on rice cakes.
- Soy milk really tastes okay when it is hidden in coffee. Thank God for the permitted 2 cups of coffee a day. What with the sugar headaches and the cheese withdrawl, if I couldn't have 2 cups of coffee a day, I would have had to cloister myself for fear of stabbing people.
- And finally, and most importantly, do NOT look in the toilet! Not to get too graphic, but I made the mistake of looking and I spotted a raisin. I don't know when I ate my last raisin. Could be weeks, could be months, could be years. I am very afraid.
Its CLEANSERIFIC!
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