Overheard- Skytrain conversations...

Young meathead yelling on cell phone...

"Hey! Is J-dog there? I want to know if he's going to the gym. If he's going to the gym, I'll go to the gym later, but if he's not going to the gym I'll go to the gym now and then see him later. Is he going to the gym? I want to know if he's going to the gym. You don't know if he's going to the gym? Can you ask him if he's going to the gym? Is he there?"

pause...

"DUDE! Are you going to the gym? If you are going to the gym, I'll go to the gym later, but if you aren't going to the gym, I'll go to the gym now and then come by your place later. Are you going to the gym? I really need to go to the gym. You aren't going to the gym?Okay, I'll go to the gym now, and then come by your place later. Cool? Dude. Okay, I'm going to the gym. No, I'm not at the gym, I'm on the skytrain, but I am going to the gym. Dude. Cool. Later dog."

dude...